"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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