She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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