It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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