I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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