Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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