Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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