It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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