is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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