This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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