another moral hangover. fuck.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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