do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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