When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize