chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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