is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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