Welp...herpes.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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