susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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