just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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