I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You can't special order awesome
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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