He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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