you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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