last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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