? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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