in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
His nipple licking is glorious
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