in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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