She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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