i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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