well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
