Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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