I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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