Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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