u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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