you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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