And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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