What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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