me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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