I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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