i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
