Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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