last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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