1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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