i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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