He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
