I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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