My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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