North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
jump out the window naked night went bad
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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