i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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