1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
bring money and cleavage
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
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