He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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