so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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