Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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