i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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