just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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