glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
God I need to hump something, right now.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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