it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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